I'm out of creative ideas so today you get jokes that I've collected. You're welcome.
How expensive are dead batteries?
They're free of charge.
How much does a pirate want to pierce your ears?
A buccaneer!
What's the name of the most famous duck spy?
James Pond
If you're Russian on the way to the bathroom and Finnish when you're done, what are you IN the bathroom?
European
What do you say to someone with three eyeballs?
Ay, ay, ay.
What kind of footwear to spies use?
Sneakers
What do you call a male ladybug?
Confused
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye matey!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
It was two-tired
When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs.
I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time consuming.
Hope your Tuesday was nice!
Sarah
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